The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censoring attempt paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbra Streisand, a musician whom most Zoomers would probably have never heard of if not for the Streisand Effect

Imagine just because artificial demand squeeze, automakers & smartphone will be forced to use less ram / shittier specs w/ the same higher price.

the g in gobject stands for glib, and the g in glib stands for gtk, and the g in gtk stands for gimp, however the g in gimp stands for gnu, so really the g in glib stands for gnu, but you shouldn't confuse it with gnulib, which is developed by the gnu project, who shouldn't be confused as the developers of glib, which is the gnome project, in which the g also stands for gnu

Sent my tits to a fella I was flirty with. After two hours he replied "can we just be friends?"

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

President Prabowo just declared Portuguese an important language for Indonesians to learn, instructing the Education and Higher Education Ministers to include the language as part of the school curriculum.

The announcement came as he welcomed Brazilian President Lula da Silva at the Merdeka Palace today.
#portuguese

Wife text me a small household request. I replied okie dokey which was auto corrected to ok donkey. Now I'm making my own tea. Fuck you technology.

Young female colleague confided she'd accidentally worn the wrong bra to a posh function. "I trust you, keep an eye on 'em and just let me know if a boob hangs out", she said. Realised at that moment that, sadly, I am now so old I am considered asexual by young women.