GombangOct 7
Fesshole 🧻
Young female colleague confided she'd accidentally worn the wrong bra to a posh function. "I trust you, keep an eye on 'em and just let me know if a boob hangs out", she said. Realised at that moment that, sadly, I am now so old I am considered asexual by young women.
Oct 7 at 11:20amWeb
Show threadDan HattonOct 7
@fesshole Or maybe she was telling the truth and she just trusts you?
Show threadRussell PhillipsOct 7
@only_ohm @fesshole she trusts him and she doesn't think he's creepy. Much better to discover that than the opposite.
Show thread\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\Oct 7
@fesshole
Welcome to the club. Don't abuse the responsibility.
Show threadAlaric Snell-PymOct 7
@fesshole didn't mean she thinks you're asexual - just that you're not so obsessed with sex as to act like an arse because of it? So, as she says, she can trust you?
Show threadAlaric Snell-PymOct 7
@fesshole I guess what I'm getting at here is that it's perfectly possible to be highly sexual yet also respect other people's boundaries, and I'm puzzled by the implication that these things are in opposition somehow...
Show threadKilla KoalaOct 7
@fesshole And of course you kept a very close watch, so did one?