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gobborg

@gobborg@jorts.horse

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justice for Guilala

connouns

he/himbo

a dozen eggs hatch in the carton. call that cheeper by the dozen.

This doesn’t tell me how many hobos to use

how can a door be a jar?

winning the series against the braves was nice, but the pirates sweeping the mets was nicer. #phillies

Snakes On A Plane

@RebelliousCheez magnet david is circumcised, but marble david is not. suspicious. concerning. intriguing.

Here's a little update on the baseball cap I've been embroidering. Pinkeye (the first puppet that I hand-sewed) is checking it out.