Asgard went hard man.
They just do. They don’t think. They just go with whatever feels right.
Immortality through gene manipulation? Sounds great let’s do it to our whole frickin species till we can’t even reproduce anymore.
Replicating bug creatures wreaking havoc on our galaxy? Let’s just lure em all to one of our planets and then just trap em there and abandon that shit. Fuck that planet anyway. They escaped? Let’s collapse the star into a black fuckin hole and trap em there. Thats gotta take care of it. Son of a bitch! Fuckers escaped again!
Silly Tauri broke your anti-Goauld machine and taught your pet humans that the Asgard weren’t gods? Not even that mad. Mostly just impressed bro. We’ll fix it.
Tauri got their head caught in an ancient database head grabber and needs a mind wipe? Hard core bro. That shit usually just kills you. Or drives you immediately mad. Some of these Tauri can actually access pieces of that database. Hmmm….
What would happen if we give these Tauri some technology upgrades? Like, can we make them go faster? How far can we push them? Can we give them beaming technology and see what they do with it?
wtf they’re beaming fusion bombs into enemy ships? Why tf did we never think of that? This is amazing. Give them some more upgrades and see what they do with it.
Give them better shields. wtf they spliced that shit with a ZPM and cloaked a full size battleship?!
Give them just fucking everything. We’re fuckin done. Take it all. We’re blowing ourselves the fuck up. Take our technology, go blow yourselves up with it. Just make it glorious bro. We out, peace yo!