Giuliani Sanches 

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CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: Okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accommodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.

CEO: I see. Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

How to counter the King's Gambit in a rare and interesting way! How did you like our Lichess Game of the Month? https://lichess.org/@/Lichess/blog/lichess-game-of-the-month-august-23/LSnGcq1C
Lichess Game of the Month: August 23

How to counter the King's Gambit in a rare and interesting way!

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Na intenção de "Impulsionar" eu tava usando o "Favoritos" por engano. Me sentindo minha mãe aprendendo a usar o Facebook =\

Haha 😂 Google started to index share conversation URLs of Bard 😹 don't share any personal info with Bard in conversation, it will get indexed and may be someone will arrive on that conversation from search and see your info 😳

Also Bard's conversation URLs are ranking as snippets for some queries as well 🤣🤣 https://x.com/gaganghotra_/status/1706545667362210129?s=46

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Haha 😂 Google started to index share conversation URLs of Bard 😹 don't share any personal info with Bard in conversation, it will get indexed and may be someone will arrive on that conversation from search and see your info 😳 Also Bard's conversation URLs are ranking as…

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The Dutch govenment now also has a #Mastodon instance   

They're not "officially live" yet but it's online! 🇳🇱

@onlybeans I will not show this to my cats. They have never tried this, but they learn fast.
@stux I have cats. I think they are my guardians 🤔
@nixCraft It's 2 times 202. Really Accepted.
Que jogaço. É o tipo de futebol que vale a pena ver. Messi é muito monstro, mesmo depois de dois tempos e prorrogação ta dando tudo que pode em todas as jogadas.
Enquanto isso na rede social do passarinho azul, a conta do Mastodon foi suspensa. Acho que tá bem de acordo com as idéias que o Elão prega.... Não... Pera...