My favorite character of Hungarian jokes is Aggressive Piglet. There are dozens of jokes, and they are... very quotable.
1.
#AggressivePiglet rides a bike, runs into a wall, and falls. Rabbit sees this.
"OMG, Piglet, are you okay?"
Piglet:
"Shut up! THIS IS HOW I PARK!"
2.
"Piglet, what are you doing up that tree?"
"Eating cherries!"
"But piglet, this is a pine tree!"
"I BROUGHT SOME!"
Finally, my favorite
3.
"Piglet, wake up! It will be 8 o'clock soon!"
"NO IT WON'T BE!"
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Periodically Google lets us know it is a violation of their policies (their ads business manages the ads on GovTrack) to display ads on our bill pages that have the text of bills in Congress that would ban assault weapons.
Every algorithm is political. If you think an algorithm isn't political, it's probably because you're on the side the algorithm benefits.
WE DID IT! The Texas Observer will remain open!
Our board just voted to rescind both the layoffs and the closure. We'll have more news soon, but we believe this is the start of a very positive transformation at our publication—and you were a huge part of it. THANK YOU! You proved to the world that #TexasNeedsAnObserver!
https://www.texasobserver.org/texas-observer-no-layoffs-remains-open-board-vote/
The Texas Observer shutdown (https://www.texastribune.org/2023/03/26/texas-observer-shutting-down/) is such a huge bummer—and also seems to be the result of a largely uninterrupted multi-year organizational tumble down the stairs.
https://objectivejournalism.org/2022/03/fall-of-the-texas-observer/