Martin Splitt

@geekonaut
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OSS advocate, Open Web cheerleader, making code and explaining things. Dive instructor. Underwater photography.
LocationZurich, Switzerland
Martin Splitt11m ago
Mansa40m ago
Martin Splitt4h ago
Captured the supermoon last night. #supermoon #photography
Martin Splitt22h ago
Was wondering how my little drone and it's camera would do with the light just after sunset... I'm surprised.
Martin Splitt1d ago
Leonard Ritter1d ago
to anyone who finds themselves sitting between two chairs and feels they're lacking because they're "not whole": yer an ambassador, dummy! you're a bridge between worlds. you can talk and listen to kinds of people that don't talk to each other. you may feel torn but you are the very essence of that which brings peace. lean into it. we need you.
Martin Splitt1d ago
lcamtuf   Jul 3

A slightly unhinged calculator fact: in the golden era of electronic calculators, some Japanese shopkeepers were reluctant to trust the newfangled tool, so Sharp made a line of combination calculator / abacus devices.

Here's a photo, next to some other stuff I own.

Martin Splitt1d ago
Round and round. #cats #CatsOfMastodon
Martin Splitt3d ago
No need to worry, it's all a test.
Martin Splitt3d ago
Russell Garner3d ago
Still got a huge bunch to do and
Martin Splitt3d ago
Nine Internet Solutions AG3d ago
What an event – the first «swiss software festival» completely thrilled us! 🙌 Organized by «swiss made software», the label for the development and support of the Swiss software industry, the conference took place for the first time at the end of June this year. 🇨🇭 Many thanks at this point to the organization of this cool event – with hot outside temperatures – and we are already looking forward to next year. ✅ #swisssoftwarefestival #swissmadesoftware #conference #event #basel #team #nine
Martin Splitt3d ago
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot3d ago

The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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BookJul 27

I think my elderly neighbour may be planning some sort of heist.

#Mini #TheItalianJob #ItalianJob #ClassicCars

Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jul 27
@book 😂
Show threadTuchowskiJul 27
@book 😜😂
Show threadJamesJul 27

@book @beecycling Is he a weird foreign neighbor named Keith by any chance?

#IbeforeEexceptafterC etc.

Show threadNickJul 27
@book Well, it is the self-preservation society.
Show threadFredrik BjöremanJul 27
@book Boy I hope so!
Show threadMike RogersJul 27
@book I think that @miniphernalia will like this picture.
Show threadMiniphernalia.co.uk 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦Jul 27
@Sofaflyer @book
Show threadLyle Solla-YatesJul 27
@book You need to get in. Imagine the payoff if this goes good
Show threadWintermute_BBSJul 27
@book "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 🚐
Show threadusysrcJul 27
@book blinky pinky inky and clyde
Show threadzl2todJul 27
@book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDEH7wLQD64
Goodbye Pork Pie 1981 Trailer (New Zealand Film).

YouTube
Show threadI see Dud people!Jul 27
@book If a modified coach turns up, you didn't see anything! Right?
Show threadBookJul 27
@BackFromTheDud I didn't see nothing.
Show threadSimon 🌞Jul 27
@book isn't there one car too much?
Show threadBookJul 27
@oe_simon the green one is the decoy. Observe...
Show threadPuppetheadJul 27

@book @oe_simon Oh wow, a vintage Countryman? I had no idea the Countryman model has been around so long.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini#Morris_Mini_Traveller_and_Austin_Mini_Countryman_(1960–1969)

Mini - Wikipedia

Show threadvxoJul 27
@book if one was a yellow Fiat I'd say it's just Lupin the Third's gang
Show threadrobcorneliusJul 27
@book can I have the red one?
Show threadLunyJul 27
@book The red one is a Cooper, judging by the white roof. Nice! #mini
Show threadkabadsJul 27
@book To Turin! 🤣
Show threadRythurJul 27

@book

I actually hear backbeats in seeing this...

And it's good 🤙

Show threadHollieKJul 27
@book "Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea."
Show threadwoollypigsJul 27
@book best check your doors
Show threadJonathanJul 27

@book

Ah the obligatory naming scene.

" remember, no real names."
" Which one am I again?"
" You're Mr. Red."
" Wait I thought I was Mr. Red?"
" Listen mate, we went over this. You're Mr. Green. He's Mr. Blue. She's Ms. Tan. It's all matched to the cars."
" Why do I have to be Ms. Tan?"
" Listen we're not here to argue with names. Just go with the name you were given "
" Hey I'll swap you Tan for Blue."
" THERE'S NO BLOODY SWAPPING."

Show threadJonathanJul 28
@book (you read that in Jason Statham's voice)
Show threadTravelsOfTuxJul 27
@book All down to self preservation.
Show threadPavid DrestonJul 27
@book when they get the lights on the green one sorted you know it's going down.
Show threadharmoniousangerJul 27
@book That many cars in the driveway suggests that they already pulled it off successfully.
Show threadThe All New Autumn Silverado Complete with Brand New Winter Tires and Spikes on the Front for Mowing down Children, Without a Hitch. Contact Autumn on 1-800-INFANTICIDE.gov.ukJul 27
@book i always love seeing those old black and silver licence plates on cars they're so coool
Show threadAngua Jul 27
@book

Where are the Astons?
Show threadsmellsofbikesJul 27
@book Having driven those, I think it's more of a lowst.
Show threadTim RuppertJul 28
@book
Show threadDavid SJul 28

@book

If you're going to report him to the popos, you'd better get yer skates on mate

Show threadBookJul 28
@Pionir I didn't see nuffin'