my doc says i have TMJ but i just call that tooth grindset
| NOT: | a snitch |
| NOT: | a cop |
| READY: | to die |
froggy
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award winning author on how to make enemies by posting (header: nedroid, pfp: shitty_watercolour)
when birds are singing, what they're really saying is "i'm a horny bird who wants to fuck" and i think that's beautiful
don't trust an anesthesiologist if they won't take a quick hit of their own gas for the road
[shaking you by the shoulders] please!! make yourself at home!!!
snake boy 🐍For my next trick I will finally fuck off
do not talk to me about chuck roast. his name is Charles. don't be disrespectful
donni saphireIn the event of nuclear war, here’s my plan: Get vaporized immediately
xylitol is obtained from natural sources such as Stride gum wintermint flavor
q: when can you catch a broom taking a nap
a: when it is sweepy
a: when it is sweepy
kudzu, our asses are talking about software