It's fun to call people nonces. Go call your local priest a nonce, you're probably right anyway so it's fine

these are all the images in the "tattoo inspiration" folder on my work computer

lifehack: pour some milk into your bowl of cereal for the classic "breakfast" taste

replace the bases in baseball with boxes of pizza so the players get cheese and sauce all over their clothes when they slide in. i don't think it will help the game, but it will be very funny.

*gets 4 boosts*
me: I've gone viral.

All done, this really fits my #brand

Gamer wife sleeping next to u, hsnd in hand... u feel her fingers doing the movements theyre accustomed to onthe keyboard... first the left side, wasd, then typing out slurs...