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NOT:a snitch
NOT:a cop
READY:to die
@flowless easy, piss jugman, they're not worth it!!
my doc says i have TMJ but i just call that tooth grindset
@ignaloidas it's funny how the CIA has managed to be so sinister while also borrowing all their plots from various Looney Tunes cartoons
@postoffice it was an inside job (they were inside the planes when it happened)
@horrowfide hell of a Thursday
@hmtn shark fin soup is such an easy cut here. what are they thinking
@scattapilla @pinkopalest @psychictides i'm glad you called this out because it's annoying as shit
when birds are singing, what they're really saying is "i'm a horny bird who wants to fuck" and i think that's beautiful
@postoffice damn. this is totally me
@thefriendlygoblin this is very nice and i hope you find a gaming buddy