It is, of course, written in Perl. Translation to C is left as an
exercise for the reader. :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>

Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
-- mikecd on #Linux

To see the butcher slap the steak, before he laid it on the block,
and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly. It was
agreeable, too -- it really was -- to see him cut it off, so smooth and juicy.
There was nothing savage in the act, although the knife was large and keen;
it was a piece of art, high art; there was delicacy of touch, clearness of
tone, skilful handling of the subject, fine shading. It was the triumph of
mind over matter; quite.
-- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit"

Must be over 21.

Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones

HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!

Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle
made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget.
Unsuccessfully.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

No running on pool deck.

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
-- Sydney J. Harris