Today's daily #fortune:
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A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"

#quoteoftheday #humour generated by #fortune
“I like women, I don’t understand them, but I like them."
SEAN CONNERY

#citationdujour #humour généré par #fortune
"S'il est bon de ne rien dire avant de parler il est encore plus utile de réfléchir avant de penser."
PIERRE DAC

Today's daily #fortune:
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O.K., fine.

#quoteoftheday #humour generated by #fortune
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.”
LOUIS ARMSTRONG

#citationdujour #humour généré par #fortune
"Il ne faut pas prendre les gens pour des cons, il y a assez de cons qu'on prend pour des gens."
GUY BEDOS

🤡 Oh, look! Another deep dive into ⍋⍋ — the mystical rune of #programming that only sages and #fortune #cookies understand. Between the "rigorous nonsense" and mind-bending permutations, the article concludes with a revelation: nobody knows what it means, but hey, it sure looks cool. 🤷‍♂️✨
https://blog.wilsonb.com/posts/2023-08-04-what-does-grade-grade-even-mean.html #mysticalrune #deepdive #techhumor #absurdity #HackerNews #ngated

God is real, unless declared integer.
#fortune

Today's daily #fortune:
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always
end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get
embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and
they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.

Today's daily #fortune:
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If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.