@fmobus

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72 Following
292 Posts
@q want!

Hey Germany, how is your Digitalisierung going?

My vodafone-provided modem stopped working. First technician appointment available is five days from now.

No sir, he cannot bring a replacement modem with him. But it is okay if you use some self-purchased modem, sure. But that will require an Aktivierungskode.

Oh ok, I have that from when I signed the contract

Sorry sir, that's too old, you need a new one.

Ok send me my email is [email protected]

No sir. We are sending it by post. For security.

@MikaKpk @Theholypumpkin @Sobex @jon wait, I thought reservations were like 5 euros? It's 19 now? Wtf
@angiebaby @jaythvv @mekkaokereke @naga welp, calling it now, future text books will justify all this MAGA shit as a struggle to keep imperial units of measurement

@maccruiskeen @stefan That's what my country (Brazil) did. PIX is operated by our Central Bank, is lightning fast, and mostly free of charge (Corp accounts pay a fee, but it is cheap).

The entire thing costs like 10M USD a year to run last I checked. For a country this big, it's an absolute bargain.

This has revolutionized things so much that Trump used it to justify sanctions (because it hurts Visa and MC).

@maccruiskeen @stefan an opaque bank with poor customer service and weird regulatory position? Nah

Instant inter-Bank transfers should be the default for all banks, it should not require a third-party app. Should be a requirement for a bank to be called a bank.

@arclight @amoroso that extra parenthesis there is a syntax error buddy
@dr_a @attoparsec which is a bummer, I was stoked with his promise to die there.
@julf @cstross and here I thought the risk of a Chinese app was the risk of political influence 😂

@bruno quando eu estagiei na PROCEMPA, o sistema que a gente usava pra editar/corrigir horários (ponto) tinha uma tabela que eu não conseguia selecionar pra copiar de jeito nenhum

Fui olhar o código fonte... era um monte de divs, cada célula um div posicionado na unha.