Moose Bites

@fletcherthemoose
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Can be pretty nasty ... sometimes
@fluffykontbiscuits Beautiful! This might be Vladimir Putin's new home.
@randahl I keep coming across the typo "Operation Eric Fury". Not entirely sure it is a typo
@iakobsdesamos Yeah what a complete waste of @fesshole
@knova oh this is important moments in Dino history.
@ErickaSimone its always gotta be Stegosaurus for me, even moreso since I learned the spiky tail didn't have a name until the Farside coined one for it ("Thagomizer")
@donni Yeah, but hoping it's not just because I can operate door handles and can openers.
#humblebrag I can slightly control the weather. For instance, if I hang out the bedsheets, it will rain a bit. But if I top up the swimming pool, then it will rain so heavily that the pool overflows, and somewhere nearby there will be a landslide.

American tax payers will now pay for a hospital ship which will be sent to Greenland, Trump claims on Truth Social.

Let me rephrase that: The US, which does not offer free healthcare to its own people, wants it's own people to offer free healthcare… to Greenland… which already has free healthcare.

Maybe it is time for another brain scan for the US president.

@david_coombe_cbr
Only superhuman intelligence can convert between FahrenhAit and CelsAis
@aby I am suddenly curious to know if a certain Ford Prefect went missing at just about the same time