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sup nerds (if you don't wanna read, the video says all this lol)

i've been waiting to talk about this and now it's time

this year at the first half of #hackersummercamp (bhusa) i will be running a research-only booth space in the expo floor. not sales pitches veiled as research either, legit research that our team has worked on or is working on now. it's a small space intended for security nerds to nerd out with each other.

in the spirit of this, i was hoping some of y'all would want to present there too! maybe you had a talk that was denied, or one you're workshopping, or just something you think is cool that you wanna share. we'll have researchers in the booth throughout both days, so at the very least you'll likely get some good questions 

can be about anything as long as it's related to security research. talks are roughly 10-15 minutes and then time for Q&A afterward. can be as formal or informal as you like, taking into account it's a booth at black hat's expo floor lol

you can submit at this link and you'll get additional details via email. https://akamai.folloze.com/blackhat

i'm legit so excited about this and hopefully see all y'all there 

#blackhat #research #security #cfp

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You should have heard the reaction when I told an HR manager that we needed a new WAP in their office