This day in history. 25 BC. Eve of the Immaculate Conception referring to the conception of Mary not Jesus you would know that if you'd got your program here only fiiiiiive dollarssssss.

What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?

Stop worshipping billionaires. They’re not gonna fuck you, bro.

Woohoo my instance is back and running! Huge shoutout to all the public instance owners and mods for all the impromptu work and chaos they’re muscling through to keep things going here. Bravo!

I don't like what I become when you start talking.

Look, no offense but if you cut a swath across something, I am just going to assume it was bloody. I have read a lot of history and the instances where people cut happy, uplifting swaths across things are basically zero.

Lick mashed potatoes off your screen so they don't obscure all the hot deals

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to do something, I forget what, but it's something inconvenient.

Saying "Bloody Mary" 3 times to my empty cocktail glass.