217 Followers
196 Following
118 Posts
Jewish, Liberal/Leftist, Nerd, Punster. Religious but not Spiritual. He/Him. Not actually the Maharal.
PronounsHe/him

If after the search for Chametz, you leave the Chametz out overnight, and in the morning, you find that some of it is missing, with cat bite marks on it, can one take the precedent of pesachib 10b and assume that the cats didn't scatter any of the Chametz, or so I have to research the kitchen?

#mazeldon #Halachah

What's everyone's best tricks for making Seder run smoothly? I'll start:
Karpas can be satisfied with just a few sprigs of parsely, but you don't have to do the minimum. The Seder can be long, especially when everyone is hungry and eager for dinner, so have a full vegetable spread for karpas that people can nosh on throughout maggid.

#mazeldon #SederHacks

Pesach is coming, the house is getting clean
Won't you please put the Chametz where it can't be seen
When the Chametz is gone get the kitnyot too
When the kitnyot is gone then you are through.

#Pesach

The chrain in Bahrain belongs mainlyy to Jemaine @mazeldon #passover #gardening

At work, I made a mistake today. In describing a system our performer team is working with, I incorrectly used the word "Lasers" when I should have said "Plasma Guns."

I blame reading too much science fiction.

#WeLiveInTheFuture #NuclearFusion

This book has been out of print for decades and is truly a lesson for anyone joining any organization... or anyone who's worked on any legacy process (image descriptions populated)

So does anyone know if Yom Indictment is a one day chag or a two day chag?

I at first assumed it would be a one day in Israel and a two day chutz laretz, but does it matter if it's the corrupt racist Israeli politician vs the one from Artzot HaBrit?

Either way, does anyone know if the indictment was before or after sunset? If after we should at least observe the traditional celebrations at least until shabbat.

#mazeldon #jewniverse #YomIndictmentTov

In every city where Jews live, they must appoint worthy trustees to a charitable fund that will go around weekly to take from each person according to their ability and distribute to every poor person enough food for the coming week... A Jewish community has never been seen or heard of that doesn't have such a fund... Anyone who has lived there for 30 days is forced to contribute to the fund together with their neighbors.
(Mishneh Torah, Charity 9:1,3,12)
#Torah #MishnehTorah #Charity
I will take one of these excellent graphs for every state please and thank you #FundPublicSchools
---
RT @zfurnas
The state of Michigan does not pour tons of money into @UMich https://twitter.com/dmtrubman/status/1636386862268055555
https://twitter.com/zfurnas/status/1636419466006347794
Tweet / Twitter

Twitter