Your piemaking age is the approximate number of years you’ve been making a pie plus the approx number of years the person who TAUGHT you to make that pie made it.

So I’m oldest in apple-#piemaker years (around 120), which I hope explains adequately why I had a very hard time deciding what variety to buy (and mix with Granny Smiths) when the store didn’t have any of my usuals, just a bunch of newfangled sweet-eating hybrids. I’m a very old lady, set in my ways! 👵🏻🥧

👋 #introduction Hullo! I’m Felicity. I’m a writer, mostly of science-fiction and fantasy short stories. (Tho’ if you’re a literary agent, please ask me about my YA novel where pet dinosaurs escape across an already mid-apocalyptic U.S.!) I was nominated for a Nebula in 2010, and appointed Family Piemaker in 2011.

I love dinosaurs, audiobooks, and playing table-top RPGs. I birdwatch and I’m enthusiastic about climate hope.

I brought muffins. Read any good books lately?