𝓒π“ͺ𝓢π“ͺ𝓷𝓽𝓱π“ͺ never said…

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No one exists without polarities. I’m extra hot with a double shot of dopamine.
Ooh, you touch my tra la la.
Mmm, my ding ding dong.
I like the phrase β€œDon’t threaten me with a good time,” because as an introvert, I find few things as threatening as a good time.
I think I inadvertently got a little high from spray paint today. Garbage high. Would not recommend.
@the_etrain only happy when it rains?
Two things can be true. I can be a hypochondriac and also be dying of a rare and previously undiscovered disease.
I get all the exercise I need by routinely putting my feet in my mouth
Boost this post if you’ve ever tasted a Big Mac or have stolen a car.
Let he who has never blown Bill Clinton hawk the first tuah.
I’m back… still getting laid.