Found my new shirt in Sam’s closet. He’s a keeper.

#evilsam

Got another holiday shopping recommendation from Amazon.

#evilsam

Sam didn’t want to celebrate his bday so I offered to light it on fire. This was the “anti bday” birthday celebration.

#evilsam

We finally found out which Sam was more evil. 😈

#evilsam

This DayQuil Ad gives me a lot of feelings.

#evilsam

Got you again.

#evilsam

I fucking love Amazon.

#halloweendecor
#evilsam

If I was a rich girl (na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)

#evilsam

My merchandise goes on sale Friday.

#evilsam

I believe that honesty is the best approach.

#evilsam