When someone responds to you with an “oops, wrong bottom pressed.”
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Laura is never ready
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Most put out when husband’s right and blame repeated instances of lateness on child
Husbands just need to distinguish between what we have forgotten to put on the shopping list and what is purposely not on the list as we have it already and come home with the right things.
Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾I miss being able to judge someone based on their CD collection
Not to be outdone by my husband misplacing his keys the whole time, I left my keys outside in the garden overnight.
Never more ambitious than the woman that jumps up to reach something without a bra.
Nayele18My favorite part of any relationship is the very beginning, when the other person doesn't know what a complete mess you are yet.
donni saphireIf I have ever said something dumb, please know I meant to say the other thing. The smart one
Me: Look at your bedroom.
Miss 9: Look at YOUR bedroom
Me:
Me: Yes, but I have to share my room with daddy.
Miss 9: Look at YOUR bedroom
Me:
Me: Yes, but I have to share my room with daddy.
DgarThat awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.