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systems witch • weird and bad computer opinions • operating systems, rust, etc • nulla crux, nulla corona

nothing valued is here.

no morally upstanding reason for a CPU to send an inter-processor interrupt to itself!!

@selectric i like using the computer to make stuff for using the computer to do stuff

@Retrosponge absolutely. among other things.

“systems software” is any software that everyone needs but no one wants

(the “javascript” here is actually also Rust because i live in the year 3023)

systems programming is a lot like sex: girls do it better

sometimes you winsock the API and sometimes it winsocks you

@lily hehehe LILYGO

dune is full of extremely good and normal things to say during sex, like “you honor me with the gift of your body’s moisture”