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systems witch • weird and bad computer opinions • operating systems, rust, etc • nulla crux, nulla corona

nothing valued is here.

no morally upstanding reason for a CPU to send an inter-processor interrupt to itself!!

@selectric i like using the computer to make stuff for using the computer to do stuff

“systems software” is any software that everyone needs but no one wants

(the “javascript” here is actually also Rust because i live in the year 3023)

systems programming is a lot like sex: girls do it better

sometimes you winsock the API and sometimes it winsocks you

dune is full of extremely good and normal things to say during sex, like “you honor me with the gift of your body’s moisture”

my phone just suggested that i turn on “Do Not Disturb” mode for the upcoming calendar event “scoop litterbox”. i hate the future i hate the future.

(source: _Mycelium Running_, by Paul Stamets, p. 205)