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Be kind, be funny, but ffs stop saying literally. 97.2% jokes
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Wish I had the confidence of umami, strolling in as if it’s always been one of the original “tastes” like salty or sweet
@angelsomething the hardest part of all
@thorne are they your design??
Who’s the crazy one now, I ask, as I return my badger to its Babybjörn carrier.
@thorne 😂
@mansr sign me up
Coffins are for quitters

One of my favorite things to do is telling myself I WON'T LET IT GET TO ME and then immediately letting it get to me

And repeating that process forever

Adulthood is equal parts ‘nobody can tell me what to do’ and ‘I wish someone would tell me what to do’