koalalampourso we’re giving this one another try huh
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Chasin Carrot
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leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't.
formerly of garbage twitter and bofa.lol. currently of jorts.horse
formerly of garbage twitter and bofa.lol. currently of jorts.horse
If you take a cab from LGA to times square right now the surcharges line up just right so that at some point during your ride you will invite a fare total of 69.69
If you take a cab from LGA to times square right now the surcharges line up just right so that at some point during your ride you will invite a fare total of 69.69
All the news articles talking about Feinstein as a trailblazer like her biggest accomplishment wasn't stonewalling her Senate seat through twenty years of senescence. Simone Biles could never stick that landing
What if we're just made up of the stuff that wasn't good enough to be poop
Is anyone still posting on bird
who decided to call them vibrators and sex toys instead of "ac-cooter-ments"
ESPN 8 the ocho not running through August 8 (8/8), my birthday, is the worst affront to justice by an otherwise likeable brand I've ever seen
Xe 
the old internet is dying, the new internet struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters
Charlie Stross@Tirial @stavvers Relativistic dickfarts will likely affect the launchperineum like a SpaceX superheavy test in a Texan nature reserve. Also, at relativistic speeds it's going to compress the air in front of it so much in the first millimetre or two that it'll induce fusion reactions between oxygen and nitrogen nuclei, never mind hydrogen (according to XKCD, who Know These Things).
Could be new underwear time!