Chasin Carrot

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leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't.
formerly of garbage twitter and bofa.lol. currently of jorts.horse
@koalalampour what's the worst that could happen lol
so we’re giving this one another try huh
If you take a cab from LGA to times square right now the surcharges line up just right so that at some point during your ride you will invite a fare total of 69.69
If you take a cab from LGA to times square right now the surcharges line up just right so that at some point during your ride you will invite a fare total of 69.69
All the news articles talking about Feinstein as a trailblazer like her biggest accomplishment wasn't stonewalling her Senate seat through twenty years of senescence. Simone Biles could never stick that landing
@IPmonger idk poop seems better than most people what if we've had it backwards all along
What if we're just made up of the stuff that wasn't good enough to be poop
Is anyone still posting on bird
who decided to call them vibrators and sex toys instead of "ac-cooter-ments"
ESPN 8 the ocho not running through August 8 (8/8), my birthday, is the worst affront to justice by an otherwise likeable brand I've ever seen