Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadTirialJul 7, 2023
@stavvers If the fart was so powerful that the dick was traveling at relativistic speeds, I think the explosion would destroy all animals within the blast radius.
Show threadCharlie Stross

@Tirial @stavvers Relativistic dickfarts will likely affect the launchperineum like a SpaceX superheavy test in a Texan nature reserve. Also, at relativistic speeds it's going to compress the air in front of it so much in the first millimetre or two that it'll induce fusion reactions between oxygen and nitrogen nuclei, never mind hydrogen (according to XKCD, who Know These Things).

Could be new underwear time!

Jul 7, 2023 at 10:15amWeb
Show threadSpartyGirlJul 7, 2023
@cstross @Tirial @stavvers Let me just say underwear technology advances and NASA space research are highly correlated.
Show threadBrandon FergusonJul 7, 2023
@cstross @Tirial @stavvers "launchperineum" will be the funniest word I hear for at least a week. 😂