Chasin Carrot

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leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't.
formerly of garbage twitter and bofa.lol. currently of jorts.horse
If you take a cab from LGA to times square right now the surcharges line up just right so that at some point during your ride you will invite a fare total of 69.69

My brain, when seeing the new Google authenticator logo: Google authenticator app

Also my brain: Google butthole app