Hal PomeranzWhenever I see a headline like “Cyber attacks against XYZ industry increase by 2000%” I think, “Oh, they finally started monitoring their networks, huh?”
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Paul Asadoorian
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"The year is 3129. Humanity is extinct. The last LG SmartFridge is desperately emailing its last owner that they are low on orange juice. The satellites that are still left, their orbits slowly decaying over millennia, dutifully relay the message. The automated "away from office" response turns on, as it always does, notifying the refrigerator that it's owner will likely return to the office in 3-5 business days.
Somewhere in what used to be called Ohio, a pack of roombas, their local wind turbines giving out and creaking to a halt, begin searching for the next functional docking station. A washing machine in Argentina tweets: "anyone need to do a load 😏" every Saturday at 1:30 a.m. eastern standard time. The replies are filled with AI thirstposters and their hypebots.
In North America, raccoons have quietly entered the bronze age, while baboons riding domesticated battlewolves rule most of Asia. Unbeknownst to either, the octopi are mastering nuclear fusion. A weather balloon bobs and sways in the upper atmosphere, now almost entirely clear of lingering chloroflourocarbons, reporting conditions to weather stations long since destroyed in World War Five.
The Crab Nation are mostly hermits, but come out to greet their prophet every ten years on the 6th full moon of the year. A lone, curious octopus decides to observe this year's event, peering out at the festivities from her safe haven - the submerged, rusting hulk of an ancient Cybertruck. Then he appears: the hologram of Shia Lebouf powered by MetaAI. He beckons the octopus to follow. The crabs all start chittering excitedly. The time has come to invade Amazon HQ. The crows gather in huge numbers. They need more storage space for their Steam collections.
rmogullCCSK version 5 is out! So SO much work went into this. I'm super happy with the content (clodu security)
https://slaw.securosis.com/p/cloudslaw-monthly-july-releaseorama
notaoh: neurotypicals should really learn to mask better. I know you want to talk about the weather but please just pretend you have a favorite lizard or something, it's not that hard
Tanya Janca | SheHacksPurple 
Check out my new parody music video, "Closer to Prod" on #YouTube! Prepare to laugh and see a whole new me!!!! If you like Nine Inch Nails, you will love this!
SheHacksPurple: Closer to Prod (a parody video)
Unseen JapanOP captured Japanese cranes whose breath was tinged orange by the am light so they look like they’re breathing fire 🔥
Prof. Catherine Flick
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🤡Someone that you know, probably someone close to you, is secretly feeling overwhelmed, but won’t say anything because they don’t want to burden anyone.
Remember to tread extra softly during this time of the year. Treat each other with a little extra care. Check on people that you may not have spoken to recently. Ask them how you can help?
Be kind. Sometimes the biggest smile’s hide the most pain.