DoubleGeddon

@doublegeddon
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A duo of ancient demigods that have awakened in this ridiculous era. To regain our glorious dominion, we make #heavymetal. Follow us. To #hell. #nwothm #hashtag
Mortal/ImmortalImmortal
LairDeep Sea &/or Moon Base
Height12 to 15 feet
AlignmentChaotic Neutral
DoubleGeddonNov 7, 2022
When we first emerged from our 6000 year stasis in the Year of Some Guy 2018, we landed on Mastodon because we foresaw the future of the fate of the land of Tweetar. We back.
DoubleGeddonSep 10, 2018
Show threadVx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace Sep 10, 2018
@helldude
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@dickiegreenleaf Give it time. Will probably arrive via "Florida man" headline.
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@cjwyoming what about us randos with no real Twitter presence to speak of??
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@[email protected] this response is in and of itself a meta commentary on the first draft reply of "Might I recommend some Beano?"
DoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@[email protected] The fact that anyone referencing their activity on Mastodon can be easily interpreted as massive flatulence is going to be an ongoing issue/joke-that-gets-stale-really-fast. #whileitlasts
DoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
Starting an account here was worth it, if only for being able to use the phrase "boost my toots." #boostmytoots #introductions
DoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
When I first saw on Twitter reports that certain users had been "lost to Mastodon," I thought that meant that the band Mastodon was going around killin' people. #disappointed #mastodon #metal
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@joffotron That's way too domestic to be a heavy metal cafe. Unless the owner beheads customers who make a mess or something.
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@jk I'm guessing the tone police show up, break your guitar and amp and give you a replacement mid-level fender strat / marshall combo as dictated by eminent-tone-domain law.