When we first emerged from our 6000 year stasis in the Year of Some Guy 2018, we landed on Mastodon because we foresaw the future of the fate of the land of Tweetar. We back.

Starting an account here was worth it, if only for being able to use the phrase "boost my toots." #boostmytoots #introductions

When I first saw on Twitter reports that certain users had been "lost to Mastodon," I thought that meant that the band Mastodon was going around killin' people. #disappointed #mastodon #metal

Couldn't find a single toot with the hashtag for heavy metal. UNACCEPTABLE. #heavymetal #metal #powermetal #nwobhm #nwothm #fixed