josef

me: the truth is, i gotta love mike oldfields lead guitar sound. guitarists hate it, theres no rock & roll to it at all, it barely even sounds like a guitar. thats why its so good. thats the real punk ro--

*distant sirens wailing*

me: ah fuck its the Tone Police

Aug 28, 2018 at 4:16pmWeb
Show threadEmbarrassed AnarchistAug 28, 2018
@jk this is good because the joke is good and because mike oldfield's guitar sounds like absolute shit
Show threadjosefAug 28, 2018
@siberianpine its so shit isnt it. i love it. when i was younger i loved to annoy all the "i wish i had been born in the baby boomer generation" Guitar Kids at my school by talking about it
Show threadold hazelAug 28, 2018
@jk distortion is stressful tbh
Show thread(shitpost)Aug 28, 2018
@envgen @jk this album is my gold standard for worst (best) guitar tone. absolutely revolting https://youtu.be/vpCCY7XV460 (not rock)
Donald Miller - Les Oppositions Ne Sout Pas Asset Violentes Vu Que Les Mouvements Sout Paralleles?

YouTube
Show threadTak!Aug 28, 2018
@jk The Tone Police: Every lyric you say, every note you play, they'll be watching you
Show threadDoubleGeddonAug 29, 2018
@jk I'm guessing the tone police show up, break your guitar and amp and give you a replacement mid-level fender strat / marshall combo as dictated by eminent-tone-domain law.