Dewey Ritten 

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Florida swampbilly with a knack for words. Also described as a "neo con left wing super lesbian" and yes I'm flexing here.

A lot of meandering, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #OSINT. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #AuDHD. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

DeweyHomage to dewey decimal system
Rittenfuture perfect conjugation= will have wRitten
so glad I pay $30/mo for NESN......

FREE TO GOOD* HOME:
One (1) NFL kicker, also currently the most hated man in Wisconsin. Sunglasses and douchey faux fur coat pictured here will be included in this exchange.

*"Good" home is highly subjective, very optional. We do not care if you have an NFL team. We dont care if you like football, know what football is, or if you've ever seen a game before in your life. In fact we will settle for North Korea, or any Chicago suburb.

#football

"He's dressed like Santa's slutty surfer..."
-- @arri
#shitmygirlfriendsays while watching #allsfair
Also this is the queen of whom we speak:

watching the Brian Walshe Murder Trial, just thinking that Police Sgt. Harrison Schmidt looks like Sad Justin Timberlake.

#boston #bostonMA #truecrime

"This team is DTF!! Details, focus,--"
SIR THAT IS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS 😆😭🤣

#nfl #bucs #bucsvpatriots #patriots #football

Started taking weekly Spanish classes at this church. Starting with the basics of the basics. Even though I took Spanish classes in high school and grew up in Florida, I want to start with having the basics down right.

It was awesome. 5 other people. Teacher is from Spain and she's super nice. She's focused on conversation and not just "homework" and for this first class (i cant believe I got this lucky to google "spanish classes near me" and find her the day this started). we learned the verb ser/estra and im wrapping my head around the nuances of when to use ser or estra, moving between them in conversation.

Also the church is super welcoming. "All are welcome" is plastered everywhere you look and boy do they mean it.

https://southchurch.com/

#spanish #learnspanish #spanishconversationclasses #andoverma #andover #southchurch

When the APA format is accidentally poetic.

#writersofmastodon

Bad night for baseball. Bad night for the Red Sox.

Me: This is BS. NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME OUT OF CHICAGO.

Arri: What about Chicago hotdogs?

Me: THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT CHICAGO IS THE HOTDOGS.

LoL why on Earth is #BritBox rated Mature 17+?? 😅