David Penfold 

@davep@infosec.exchange
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Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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CO2 ppm at birth321.37
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Trump’s Sweet Deal: Coca-Cola, Cane Sugar, and the Fanjul Family — Christian Amato

Donald Trump says he convinced Coca-Cola to ditch corn syrup and switch to real cane sugar. It sounds like a health move—another headline under RFK Jr.’s “Make America Healthy Again” campaign. But this isn’t about nutrition. It’s about money, influence, and political payback. Let’s connect the dots

Christian Amato
I was in a youth group with an adult leader who turned out to be a molester. He never touched me, thank God, but the experience did leave me questioning my adorability.
This makes me furiously happy. 🤣

Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.

Ended up with tequila mockingbird ...

So dumb you can't not boost it. That's my brand.
I need some Internet magic. I have to get in touch with a man called Rob Small, who lives on a houseboat called Rosetta. And that's all I've got. Somewhere in the UK, possibly south west, but don't know where. Don't know anything else.
I am an old, which is probably why I'm excited about a new weed wacker.
YES YES YES!
Arise Dame Chloe Kelly. #Lionesses #Euro2025 #EngEsp
Incredible stuff, well done England. #ENGESP
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Meanwhile, in Valhalla...

@BlippyTheWonderSlug text description: A black crow walking closely behind a white and orange cat, the crow looks a little like he's leaning toward the cat.

The cat looks annoyed with angry eyes and ears back a bit.

A text above says "Odin trying to talk Freya into another one of his bullshit ideas."

@jasper
🙄 Too long a journey for too little bang. IMO.

😜 Instead of suggesting that I change my AltText to yours, you could "steal it" (like I did, from some AltText-less post), and repost it as your own with yours.

@BlippyTheWonderSlug i can even say "now with alt text!". Making me "not fun at parties" according to some. Which is nice!