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David Penfold

@davep@infosec.exchange

2K Followers

262 Following

22.9K Posts

Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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David Penfold

2h ago

Eatsbluecrayon 10h ago

That's 5D-educational chess.

#FuckGenAI #ChatGPT #GenAIsucksCamelDong

David Penfold

4h ago

SturmUndDranger 4h ago

It turns out nature has lself-limiting control mechanisms.

For example, I am currently in Berlin on a business trip. On my own. With a credit card and pretty close to zero accountability.

And I’m not off injecting heroin into my eyeballs with Iggy Pop because I’M OLD AND TOO F*CKING TIRED!!!

Sometimes I really wish I could rent 25-year old me for a couple of days now that I have the money.

#Degeneracy #TouristActivities

David Penfold

5h ago

Jeremy C. Shipp 5h ago

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. I am sprouting wildflowers from my pores. Human-faced bees are building a hive inside my top hat. Gnarled tadpoles are morphing into eldritch frogs and joining my beast army.

I HAVE A DENT IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW

My arch-nemesis is my freezer door when I open the freezer and something falls out and I go down to pick it up and stand up again and wang my head on the freezer door and it can't be bargained or reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop until I am dead.

David Penfold

6h ago

eclectech 8h ago

The fluff monsters are judging me for having been back at the computer for less than a day, and already starting to mess around before finishing the to-do list.

(heads off to finish the to-do list)

#sillyScribbles #nature #nonsense

David Penfold

6h ago

Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️8h ago

Age verification?

I remember Pong.

David Penfold

6h ago

Dr. Amy, Psy.D.13h ago

I had the most incredibly boring dream that I was washing all the dishes in my sink for hours and when I woke up all the dishes are still there. This is some bullshit.

David Penfold

6h ago