David Penfold 

@davep@infosec.exchange
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Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ส˜โ€ฟส˜

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CO2 ppm at birth321.37
LinkedInAHAHAHAHA

Grr. I absolutely hate transferring my crap to a new phone.

I had a few "folders" on my homepage containing browser links as well as a load of links directly scattered amongst my apps. USB connection between the phones for transfer doesn't copy them. Nor does syncing Firefox. I hate tech.

And my pinned sites in Firefox don't transfer either.

Suggestions? Anyone mentioning iPhones will be summarily frowned at.

@davep
Thoroughly enjoyed Murderbot first season and am looking forward to season 2, which has been greenlit. It's good, clean fun, and Alexander Skaarsgard manages to charm even as he plays an emotionless robot.
Two thumbs up!
#Murderbot
Uhhh, yeah. Sure. Blockety-block block.

Just discovered the remarkable 18th century paintings of Joseph Ducreux

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Ducreux

So you're telling me I can completely avoid that just by not giving you any money? I sincerely thank you for the heads-up
I've found the perfect shirt.
Ladies, please form an orderly queue. ๐Ÿ˜

Got a bit bored of stretching the premise of Resident Alien after five episodes (but I'll probably come back to it) so decided to give Murderbot a spin.

It's weirdly similar in its premise but was far less claustrophobic and the peril seemed milder. Yes I binged the whole thing last night and even got attached to the dirty hippies.

Dear Channel 4 News,

I don't have a television, but recently saw one of your news broadcasts whilst staying in a hotel.

Words alone cannot describe my utter disappointment and shock when I found that your political correspondent is not an * actual gibbon * named 'Gary'.

Instead, I now see that it is just some bloke in a suit calling himself 'Gary Gibbon'.
Even worse, it's not even a monkey suit either.

This is simply unacceptable.

For the the sake of diversity and inclusion, but more importantly, for sheer entertainment value, we desperately need a simian focused view of the UK's crap political system.

Why, oh why, oh why do we have to have the same tired old 'political analysis' delivered by and for, white, male, public school and Oxbridge educated twats?

Please find and recruit an actual gibbon named Gary for this role.
More simian based current affairs commentary please!

Yours faithfully,
etc etc

MY BELOVED WIFE, THE BEYONCE TO MY JAY, THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, @ndnd, HAS SUCCESSFULLY ESTABLISHED CONTACT WITH THE FEDIVERSE. SO KEEP YOUR FUCKING TRAPS SHUT ABOUT THAT STUFF I DID, OKAY?
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The State Department says not to travel to South Sudan because itโ€™s super dangerous but somehow the Trump administration is kidnapping people in the US and sending them there. travel.state.gov/content/trav...
The people they kidnapped are from Vietnam, South Korea, Mexico, Laos, Cuba, Myanmar, and just one is from South Sudan.

US supreme court clears way fo...
US supreme court clears way for deportations of eight men to South Sudan

Court halts ruling that allowed migrants to challenge removal to countries where they could be in danger

The Guardian
@davidho.bsky.social this is only because State Dept can't say not to travel to the US
@davidho.bsky.social This is the whole point. They'll do anything they can to get around the laws against cruel and unusual punishment, for people they hate.
@hosford42 @davidho.bsky.social aka people of color, unless it's white.