Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran 

@dave_cochran@infosec.exchange
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We do not have much in common, you and I - still, this encounter feels special. I hope you will not mind if I consider you a friend.

he/him

enthusiastically anti-nazi

RTs are *absolutely* endorsements unless I'm arguing with whoever got RT'd in the replies - and sometimes even then.

old mastodon profilehttps://mastodon.social/@dave_cochran
In case you were wondering if there are going to be Ready Rooms for this season of Strange New Worlds. 👇🏽
#StarTrek

opens up teams
"Hey, you should really enable copilot. Trust us, bro. AI is the future.

Choices:

  • Yes
  • Maybe Later

EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Wow, Google.

"Use our AI or we will kill features which are actually helpful in Gmail"

Been slowly migrating to Fastmail anyway.

“The letter just shows the President’s jovial sense of humor,” said Senator Tommy Tuberville. “The President likes the things regular people like. Look, there’s even a baseball reference in this hidden acrostic in here: ‘if there’s grass on the field, play ball.’”
https://mltshp.com/p/1R5VZ “The Fanfic of Theseus”
⚡️JUST NOW IN JONESBOROUGH: “Senator Marsha Blackburn” finally showed up at a town hall! 👀 🐔 🔥 (@MarshaBlackburn’s last town hall was in February of 2017)

"What if we make every Amazon Ring into a snitch to the police?" is apparently one of those zombie ideas that keeps getting back up every time we kill it.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ring-founder-mode-jamie-siminoff-crime-fighting-roots-2025-7

Amazon Ring goes founder mode, going back to its crime-fighting roots

Ring founder Jamie Siminoff has returned to the Amazon doorbell business and is reinstating its crime-fighting mission while emphasizing AI efficiency

Business Insider
If there is one thing we can all agree on about the couple at the Coldplay concert, it's that they were definitely canoodling

I want someone to make a video series where they exceed cable lengths and show what happens.

what happens if you have a 2km USB cable? what works and what breaks?

I was at this one startup once and the industrial network had a nice clean hole through all the firewalls just so the CEO could change the ac temp from her iPad.
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Astronaut Nichole Ayers photographed this 'sprite' above a thunderstorm as the ISS orbited over Mexico and the US last week.

Click to embiggen for full eye candy.

@dailygrail

Better, open it in a tab, it's HUGE.

@dailygrail This is not a sprite but a gigantic jet - Ayers corrected her misinterpretation yesterday.
@dailygrail That’s one big sprite!