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Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

@dave_cochran@infosec.exchange

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We do not have much in common, you and I - still, this encounter feels special. I hope you will not mind if I consider you a friend.

he/him

enthusiastically anti-nazi

RTs are *absolutely* endorsements unless I'm arguing with whoever got RT'd in the replies - and sometimes even then.

old mastodon profile

https://mastodon.social/@dave_cochran

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

24m ago

Punk on Bus Lives!🇨🇦🇬🇱2h ago

In case you were wondering if there are going to be Ready Rooms for this season of Strange New Worlds. 👇🏽
#StarTrek

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

33m ago

da_667 1h ago

opens up teams
"Hey, you should really enable copilot. Trust us, bro. AI is the future.

Choices:

Yes
Maybe Later

EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

33m ago

Davey 4h ago

Wow, Google.

"Use our AI or we will kill features which are actually helpful in Gmail"

Been slowly migrating to Fastmail anyway.

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

7h ago

Show thread

Another Wonderful Secret Hat 14h ago

“The letter just shows the President’s jovial sense of humor,” said Senator Tommy Tuberville. “The President likes the things regular people like. Look, there’s even a baseball reference in this hidden acrostic in here: ‘if there’s grass on the field, play ball.’”

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

7h ago

Best of MLTSHP 16h ago

https://mltshp.com/p/1R5VZ “The Fanfic of Theseus”

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

8h ago

The Tennessee Holler 14h ago

⚡️JUST NOW IN JONESBOROUGH: “Senator Marsha Blackburn” finally showed up at a town hall! 👀 🐔 🔥 (@MarshaBlackburn’s last town hall was in February of 2017)

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

8h ago

evacide 19h ago

"What if we make every Amazon Ring into a snitch to the police?" is apparently one of those zombie ideas that keeps getting back up every time we kill it.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ring-founder-mode-jamie-siminoff-crime-fighting-roots-2025-7

Amazon Ring goes founder mode, going back to its crime-fighting roots

Ring founder Jamie Siminoff has returned to the Amazon doorbell business and is reinstating its crime-fighting mission while emphasizing AI efficiency

Business Insider

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

8h ago

Jason Lefkowitz 11h ago

If there is one thing we can all agree on about the couple at the Coldplay concert, it's that they were definitely canoodling

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

9h ago

Foone🏳️‍⚧️10h ago

I want someone to make a video series where they exceed cable lengths and show what happens.

what happens if you have a 2km USB cable? what works and what breaks?

Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran

I was at this one startup once and the industrial network had a nice clean hole through all the firewalls just so the CEO could change the ac temp from her iPad.