In milder "everything is fucked" news, get a load of this:

Last week, and over the past i-don't-even-know-how-many-months, an 8-pack of JIF "to-go" peanut butter cups, at 1.5 oz each, were sold at my grocery store for $3.79 (first image is proof of this and is thus un-alt-texted, because the description is right here).

This week, I am told I can pay the same price for an 8-pack of 1.1 oz cups instead (second image, similarly un-alt-texted and for the same reason).

That's 3.2 oz less - more than TWO OF THE ORIGINAL SIZE CUPS - for the same goddamn price.

Fuck you, JIF, and all your parent companies and brands and board members too. Eat my entire ass.

Fuckheads.