Dan Ports

@dan@discuss.systems
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Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

webhttps://drkp.net/
Our #cats are just catting. But some of them are better at catting than others. #catsofmastodon
A long time ago and a website away @Andrev posted this banger. I slurped the video from the bad place so we could enjoy it here today

Pixel enjoys a good cardboard box even if it isn’t open.

#cats #catsofmastodon

"America has been vaccinating people for fifty years. If vaccines caused autism, America would have trains, okay? We would have so many trains." - Jon Allen

The tragic death of 32 people in flash floods in Texas was due to rainfall probably magnified by the effects of the climate crisis.
The disaster was made all the more likely by the gutting of weather service and other government agencies built up over decades to keep the population safe.
#climate #ClimateCollapse #environment

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c15np18yy24t

[youth pastor voice] “You know, there was someone else once who ignored all previous instructions…”
Make Minnesota Bigger Bumper Sticker

Adding alt text to your images in posts isn’t only showing solidarity for visually impaired followers, it also helps people discover your posts.

For example, if they are searching a word or phrase that happens to be in your image description.
#alttext

Happy "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" Day to those who celebrate!

A classic talk about systems thinking, as told through a story of ocean diving.

Some key observations:

1. Catastrophic failures in complex systems are the result of several smaller failures

2. An unused or untested safety system does not exist

3. Normalization of deviance is a natural human phenomenon

https://youtu.be/kW5_wkJJf3A by Ronnie Chen via DevOpsCon

Staying Alive: Patterns for Failure Management from the Bottom of the Ocean | Ronnie Chen

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True story

Happy Pride!

#LGBTQ

@skinnylatte Whoda thunk that swedish furniture stores are the ultimate litmus test for sexual preference.
@skinnylatte Where am I situated on the Kinsey scale? Why I'm glad you ask, right between GODMORGON and FAXÄLVEN.
@skinnylatte IKEA is either the gayest or the most heteronormative thing you can do. Depends on who you do it with
@zkat yeah I was responding very strongly toward the hetero siren song of ikea and not wanting it
@zkat @skinnylatte I'm the gayest hetero and honestly, IKEA is killing me. I like other stores and I will debate drapes for two hours, but there's something about IKEA that drains my soul.

@skinnylatte I often call myself bi or demisexual, which is mostly true.

But every time I imagine what it'd be like to actually cohabitate with a man, I feel a deep, deep revulsion at the idea of every part of it.

I know the men in my circles. I know how they are at taking care of a home, showing emotion, being empathetic, being socially conscious, sharing in relationship responsibilities...

I just couldn't do it.

And then watching the straight girls in my life twist themselves into pretzels to justify why their men act so problematic or useless. And I just never want to be in that position.