cynthiagibas

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Right now I run a #covid19 surveillance lab at #UNCCharlotte #CLT. Long term interests in #genomics #bioinformatics #wbe #microbiome #virome #infectiousdisease #pandemics @cynthiagibas basically everywhere on the socials.
You can see from the graph the same trend has been happening approximately every 3 months in the past year, almost like clockwork, with peaks of PCR positivity (green) and # of patients hospitalized (orange) in early January, April, July, and October. It will be interesting to see if this pattern continues with another peak in mid-January. 9/
I don’t think this ChatGPT thing is gonna make it big
The guy across the street from my mom is shoveling his #snow with a #leafblower and I’m like what has gone wrong in the land of Fightin’ Bob #LaFollette that you think that is a good idea sir
Who should I follow for quality #shitposting? Like #wint but on Mastodon?
She peeked over the edge of the bed.
"Are you still there?" she whispered.
The monsters under the bed did not reply.
"There is an elf on my shelf."
Silence.
"It watches me, and reports to Santa."
A hoarse growl came under the bed:
"Turn the light off."
She smiled.
"Thank you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
This site needs way more shitpostery for any chance of survival. Have a drink and post some unhinged shit, I know y’all have it in you
Had to leave this dude unsupervised a couple days after his sister died. At least he’s still got one buddy. This is why I firmly believe that three cats is the way.
My goal is to be just as random on Mastodon as I am/was on Twitter. I’m still not fully committed to this place, but I took the app off my phone so here’s where I am while not at my desk. Project Mushroom is just a special Mastodon instance, CounterSocial’s super quiet, Post won’t let me in, I’m not enough of a beautiful weirdo for Tumblr, and Spoutible isn’t ready yet. #introduction
Look at this gate full of underdressed schmucks flying to #wisconsin where apparently it is finally a normal level of cold as ass now instead of unseasonably warm
This is not a chart depicting Moore’s Law.

This chart is the CRAYOLA COROLLARY showing that the number of Crayola crayon colors doubles approximately every 18 years.