Amish Super ModelNot to brag, but it’s not even Thanksgiving, and I’ve already finished all of my holiday weight gaining.
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Sometimes I like to throw two stones at the same bird…
Hence, my Metamucil, vodka and tonic.
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊Some things never change. Now I don’t know what to say on Mastodon either.
Granite ManThis is great, another social media platform people can ignore me on.
Blue BerrymoreThis is my backup plan in case Twitter really does go away, which I don't think it will. But if it does get ready because I need a place to air out my brain and it ain't pretty in there.
John to the WorldI feel like I’m on my first full day at a new school and all of you keep staring at me. Is it because I’m good-looking? Please say it’s because I’m good-looking!
LaFemmeFatali 
I met my future husband on Mastodon.
@Jjsummertime goddam. I finally found you
Becca🌻soup season is the best season
jk I'm frozen
KellalenaJust faked a smile and threw my back out.