CyborgCabbage

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Just another ambling series of tubes
If I had to pick between a person that sculpts clay and an object that reaches high places for my dinner date, I would choose the former over the ladder.

*the genie grants the mosquito’s wish and transforms it into human form*

Mosquito: Hey, nice party. Have anything to drink?

Human: Sure thing. *hands the mosquito a Capri Sun*

Mosquito: (just has like the hugest grin)

Cab Ride by Powersaurus

Drive a train through a dreamlike procedural land

itch.io

Overheard in Tim Hortons:

“In my day, we didn’t need video games. We had LSD.”

Over many years, I have been gradually replacing all of the paragraphs in the Ship of Theseus Wikipedia article.
how many times am I going to have to prove I'm not a robot? I wonder if there's a way to automate it