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Jess

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32 Following

29 Posts

I need a nap.

Follow me for mixed metaphors, random thoughts, and non sequiters. I'm not nearly as funny as I think I am, I can't properly use a semicolon, and I'm terrible at karaoke. My self esteem is spectacular though.

I talk about cancer because I have it. It's the least interesting thing about me.

(she/her)

Jess Feb 10, 2023

I'm totally fine with growing older. It's a gift. That being said, I'm not sure I'm going to get over being old enough to be my bartender's mom.

#ChildlessNotByChoice #childless #childfreelife #childfreebychoice #oldFolksOfMastodon #childfree #xennialproblem #xennial

Jess Jan 9, 2023

@peckishly Truth, especially when we are talking about getting off my lazy ass to pick up the house

Jess Jan 9, 2023

Life is overcoming inertia and fighting entropy

Jess Nov 27, 2022

Is Glass Onion "art imitates life" or "life imitates art"? Strong arguments could be made for both.

Jess Nov 27, 2022

I am of three minds about glittery makeup

1) It's tacky to wear it over 40
2) Wear whatever the hell you want
3) The world would be a better place if we all wore more glitter

The cognitive dissonance is strong

Jess Nov 24, 2022

@corbin_lambeth That's what I keep it for, but I'm of a certain age. I cut my social media teeth on Friendster and don't even bother with TikTok. I gave Facebook up for a year and I'll admit I missed some of the connection with people I know in the real world. It can be even more toxic than Twitter though.

Jess Nov 23, 2022

The only good cancer movies are 50/50, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, and Deadpool. The rest are hyper-sentimental drivel.

Jess Nov 23, 2022