I need a nap.
Follow me for mixed metaphors, random thoughts, and non sequiters. I'm not nearly as funny as I think I am, I can't properly use a semicolon, and I'm terrible at karaoke. My self esteem is spectacular though.
I talk about cancer because I have it. It's the least interesting thing about me.
(she/her)
I'm totally fine with growing older. It's a gift. That being said, I'm not sure I'm going to get over being old enough to be my bartender's mom.
#ChildlessNotByChoice #childless #childfreelife #childfreebychoice #oldFolksOfMastodon #childfree #xennialproblem #xennial
I am of three minds about glittery makeup
1) It's tacky to wear it over 40
2) Wear whatever the hell you want
3) The world would be a better place if we all wore more glitter
The cognitive dissonance is strong
GOP: We’re pro working people!
So yes $35 Insulin?
•GOP: NO!
Anti-gas price gouging bill?
•GOP: NO!
Inflation Reduction Act?
•GOP: NO!
$10K student loan relief?
•GOP: NO!
Raise living wage?
•GOP: NO!
How are you pro working people?
GOP: We blame Dems for pricy turkeys
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
Dean