“Do anything nice for the bank holiday weekend?”
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Scottish, makes things, writes things, suffers from Dickensian ennui. Cats rule. Too clever for my own good but not as clever as I think I am. Movies, shitposting and Scottish independence. My other social media has been bought by a weird billionaire
@mungler it is, yes 🙌
@CrustyBumbler a brief moment to acknowledge the death toll would be nice
Watching Kong Vs Godzilla, Hong Kong completely destroyed, millions of deaths
The characters:
The Whore of Blahbylon
Like. sing Mr Brightside. We know you’ll be terrible but we’ll get you out of jail by singing along
Folk singing random unknown songs at karaoke: is it good? Who the fuck knows, I don’t know the song
Me, a drunk man: I can totally make this jump
The paramedic, already traumatised by drunk idiots thinking they can make the jump: he did not make the jump