“Do anything nice for the bank holiday weekend?”
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Scottish, makes things, writes things, suffers from Dickensian ennui. Cats rule. Too clever for my own good but not as clever as I think I am. Movies, shitposting and Scottish independence. My other social media has been bought by a weird billionaire
Watching Kong Vs Godzilla, Hong Kong completely destroyed, millions of deaths
The characters:
Wife: I bought you steps
Me: great! Sometimes my ladders are too big for certain jobs
The steps:
Gangs of London is entertaining but it stretches belief to imagine the city is built on the proceeds of crime
Trying to explain to the Thai chefs that we’re closing at 6pm today and they don’t have to do all the prep they’d normally do on a Monday