Colin Wmd

@colinwmd
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I make some film parody comics and am going to start an awesome long form story some time soon http://enemyrequest.com

Also, here's some hashtags: #webcomics #films #davidlynch #davidcronenberg #ncfc #neurodivergent #adhd #minecraft #rallyman #sistersofmercy #yello #radiohead #theklf

one time, like 10 years ago, i got so drunk that i woke up to multiple missed calls from a Nassau County police department switchboard, and an alert on my phone that simply said "fight", scheduled for 10am

Opening up pet commissions again! $80 per, DM for more info 🐈🐍🐀

I seriously love doing these, please let me draw your fuzzy, scaly, or slimy friend!!

The word "excellent" is derived from the Christian practice of giving up using Microsoft Excel for 40 days to commemorate Christ's sacrifice.

It is a period of great productivity.

The date of lent is calculated using an obscure Excel macro on a field that didn't originally have anything to do with dates, but Excel converted it to one anyway.

when an american man walks into a quaint wee pub in Scotland and announces he is 1/8th Scottish, we all leap up with tears in our eyes & cry out "a lost son of Alba is returned to us!" and everyone busies round him and gets him a whisky and an old lady called Morag tearfully hugs him and calls him a bonny lad, and we all ask him to marry our bonny daughters, and the auld men start up a ceilidh tune and we teach him to dance like a Scot and when he's all tired out we cut off his head and eat him

I just learned that my husband has possibly the most cursed WFH technique I've ever heard of:

1. He sets an alarm to go off every 30 minutes.

2. When the alarm goes off he checks his work email, makes calls, fills out forms etc

3. When he has finished whatever task he is doing he IMMEDIATELY falls asleep

4. The next time the alarm goes off he wakes up and repeats this process

It's like pomodoro technique for snorlax

I even got an invite code a few days ago from my joining the official waiting list absolutely months ago. I'd forgotten that was a thing I was waiting for.
If any mutuals here want a BlueSky invite give me a shout as they're starting to accumulate.

Oh nice one, work people!

'British Library acquires unique disc from the KLF plus all of their surviving master tapes' https://www.bl.uk/press-releases/2023/august/british-library-klf-acquisition

British Library

Guys, I'm building a new tower in my Minecraft universe.

Yes I have built a pretty impressive obsidian production facility, why do you ask?

Who called it Brexit and not eurodivergent?