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Scottish, makes things, writes things, suffers from Dickensian ennui. Cats rule. Too clever for my own good but not as clever as I think I am. Movies, shitposting and Scottish independence. My other social media has been bought by a weird billionaire
“Do anything nice for the bank holiday weekend?”

Watching Kong Vs Godzilla, Hong Kong completely destroyed, millions of deaths

The characters:

In 1972, Lou Reed predicted the rise of Elon Musk
lalochezia
Like. sing Mr Brightside. We know you’ll be terrible but we’ll get you out of jail by singing along
Folk singing random unknown songs at karaoke: is it good? Who the fuck knows, I don’t know the song

Me, a drunk man: I can totally make this jump

The paramedic, already traumatised by drunk idiots thinking they can make the jump: he did not make the jump

@colken16 the only reason I don't post so much about football is because noone else does. Once someone starts I reckon there'll be an avalanche
Yes, Margaret Thatcher is dead

Keeping track of when, exactly, The Right Honourable Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher will finally cop it.

IsThatcherDeadYet.co.uk
Legacy accounts horrified by this sullying of the calm waters