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Refuse disposal refugee. Lars is the best member of Metallica. ATAC.

@oddcog No, I’m done. Another place I’m not wanted.

Thanks, though. I hope you have a nice day.

@murshedz Thanks, you just put me off using this service forever. Some of us might be shy, or insecure, or lacking in confidence to just start talking to new people.

Have fun in your community. Hopefully no more new people will come by and bother you guys.

β€œPlease consider being PRESENT”

Maybe some of us are shy or insecure or lack the confidence to engage with new people, alright?

Fuck it. I’m done here. Enjoy your β€œcommunity”.

I think I’m going off this place more with each passing day and I’ve been here for about three.

β€œJoin Mastodon, it’s really friendly! But you must post how we want you to post, even if you’re not posting anything that could harm anybody, otherwise we’ll not be nice to you.”

Fuck, I’m in high school again.

Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part two.

Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that he had a St. Bernard on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have small dogs because of the Industrial Revolution. The only thing you could get was those big slobbery ones…

Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part one.

Well, it all started when John Henry Davies needed a new football club for his city. So, he decided to go to Newton Heath, which is what they called Manchester United in those days. So, he tied a St. Bernard to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the canal barge cost a ha’penny, and in those days, ha’pennies had pictures of Lord Kinnaird on them. β€œGimme six Kinnairds for a thruppence,” you’d say.

When I was a kid, I was led to believe that I would encounter the word β€œelixir” in adult life a lot more than I actually have.

Bezos donates $100M to charity the same week Amazon lays off 10,000 workers.

I’m sure that’s a total coincidenceβ€”not a calculated PR stunt to detract from worker exploitation the week before Thanksgiving while reporting a 14.7% increase in 2022 Q3 revenue of $127B.

Tried to eat yesterday, could only manage half a bowl of cereal. Not had anything today. Stomach hurts with it, but hurts too bad to eat anything. I think I might have fucked up.
Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky (Peaceville, 1992)