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Refuse disposal refugee. Lars is the best member of Metallica. ATAC.
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β€œPlease consider being PRESENT”

Maybe some of us are shy or insecure or lack the confidence to engage with new people, alright?

Fuck it. I’m done here. Enjoy your β€œcommunity”.

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I think I’m going off this place more with each passing day and I’ve been here for about three.

β€œJoin Mastodon, it’s really friendly! But you must post how we want you to post, even if you’re not posting anything that could harm anybody, otherwise we’ll not be nice to you.”

Fuck, I’m in high school again.

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Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part two.

Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that he had a St. Bernard on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have small dogs because of the Industrial Revolution. The only thing you could get was those big slobbery ones…

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Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part one.

Well, it all started when John Henry Davies needed a new football club for his city. So, he decided to go to Newton Heath, which is what they called Manchester United in those days. So, he tied a St. Bernard to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the canal barge cost a ha’penny, and in those days, ha’pennies had pictures of Lord Kinnaird on them. β€œGimme six Kinnairds for a thruppence,” you’d say.

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When I was a kid, I was led to believe that I would encounter the word β€œelixir” in adult life a lot more than I actually have.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.Nov 15, 2022

Bezos donates $100M to charity the same week Amazon lays off 10,000 workers.

I’m sure that’s a total coincidenceβ€”not a calculated PR stunt to detract from worker exploitation the week before Thanksgiving while reporting a 14.7% increase in 2022 Q3 revenue of $127B.

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Tried to eat yesterday, could only manage half a bowl of cereal. Not had anything today. Stomach hurts with it, but hurts too bad to eat anything. I think I might have fucked up.
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Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky (Peaceville, 1992)
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Appalling Album Art #1: Dream Theater special, or: Wish We Were Floyd

The first two are the sort of early-years-of-Photoshop wank you’re used to seeing from self-serious prog metal bands like this; the second two resemble Hipgnosis offcuts (the fourth one actually is one).

Guff.

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Benjamin WittesNov 15, 2022

He is today's #BeastOfTheDay!

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Sadly, this Wolf-dog was dumped at a kill shelter after growing too big and becoming too much for the owner to handle. Thankfully, a sanctuary took him instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5% Gray Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky and 3.9% German Shepherd. Wow!

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β€œSadly, this Wolf-dog was dumped at a kill shelter after growing too big and becoming too much for the owner to handle. Thankfully, a sanctuary took him instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5% Gray Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky and 3.9% German Shepherd. Wow!”

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